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Name: Dave
Location: Ames, Iowa, United States


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Monday, May 14, 2007

Currently Listening
Ys
By Joanna Newsom
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so get this i got fired from the flying burrito the same day i started at the gyro stand.  seems like a pretty convenient situation... which it is.  that's not the neat ironic part though.  said irony happens because they're both owned by the same guy.

i wonder if it's good or not that a fair number of this generations poets are becoming musicians instead, because while it does make for better music it cheapens poetry on the whole...


Wednesday, March 07, 2007

notagain


Monday, February 19, 2007



Monday, February 12, 2007

“I can’t play the slots or even roulette much, no human element.  There’s gotta be somebody to beat or be beaten by,” explains the old gentleman over his drink. “I’d rather lose a thousand to a man then win a thousand from a machine, just how it is.”

His name’s Reginald Scott, was a cattleman in times past.  Now, he’s a gambler, well then he was a gambler too.  Made his fortune rustlin’ his own cattle they say.  No one alive remembers those days though.  He’s outlasted at least three owners of the Golden Horseshoe, outlived two of ‘em.

      “If it’s all about the beatin’ the guy across from you, why gamble?” asks the man he’s drinking with. “Couldn’t ya just as easily scare up a game of checkers, probably save you some money.”

      “Son, I’ve lived a helluva long time, done my share of deeds, good and bad.  And you know I don’t remember a one of ‘em that didn’t have something important at stake.  Now I’m sure I’ve done plenty of things for the hell of it but I don’t remember ‘em.”  Reginald pulls a wad of bills out of his breast pocket and taps them on the counter.  “Son these right here matter.  More then most things, they mean life, they mean death, happiness, sadness.  Anything can be had with enough of them.  If I walk into this here casino and I play this whole stack on one hand of cards then that hand of cards is gonna be the one I remember.  It’s gonna be the one that matters.”

      The man smiles as the barkeep gets him another beer. “You’d play that all on one hand, seems like a lot to lay at the feet of lady luck.”

      “That’s all we’ve got son, ya strip a man bare and what’s he got left?  Naught but his luck and what god done blessed him with.”

      The man signals to the barkeep, “Would you get this fine gentleman another drink, oh and a pack of cigarettes for me.”

      The bartender pours Reginald another whiskey and turning to the man asks, “What kind of smokes would you like.”

      “Surprise me.  So Reg, anyone ever taken you up on your little wager?”

      “A few did, back when I first started coming here.  I always won though.  Every time, they used ta think I was cheating somehow.  But I’ll tell you most everything in my life I have cheated some way or another.  But not cards, that’d be like writing your name in the good book while St. Peter was out smokin’.”

      “You truly are a man of character.  You ever thought of joining the clergy?”  The man looks down at the pack of cigarettes that had been left on the bar for him. “Damn, I hate Camels.  Doesn’t look like I’d be winning that money off ya today.”

      “Yeah, s’pecially since I’m partial to Camels.”  Reginald reaches down and grabs one. “Truth be told, you can’t really tell the extent of your luck from something so inconsequential as a random bartenders choice in smokes.”

      “The cigarettes are just the period at the end of the sentence.  I’ve never wanted anything enough to be lucky for it.  Like these,” he holds up the pack of Camels, “I’ll smoke ‘em.  Just the same as I’d have smoked a $50 dollar cigar.  You think I ended up in this town ‘cause I wanted to?  It’s just that one town’s pretty much the same as another.  There’s people, and there’s buildings, and there’s problems same as any other.”

      “Terrible way to view the world.  I’ve seen my share of it and it’s not completely without its charm.”

      The two sit there in silence slowly smoking away the cigarettes.

      “Would you like anything more to drink sirs?” the bartender asks.

      “Give us two of your finest scotch, this beer just isn’t doing it for me,” answers the man.  “You know they should really get a live act in here, might add a little to that charm you’re champ’ning so.”

      “Now son, there’s no need to be an ass.  Though I wouldn’t say no to a sweet little thing crooning about such and so.  They used to have one you know.  Got out of town soon as she could, but while she was here…  She brought even more people in then my beautiful face.” Reginald raises two fingers to the bartender. “This one’s on me, can’t let you get all the glory here.”

      “That’s very kind of you.”

      “Let me ask you something,” says Reginald as the bartender returns with the two glasses.  “How did you end up here?”

      The man drains his drink, places the glass gingerly on the bar and replies, “It was the next in line I s’pose.  Been slowly makin’ my way west for the past seven or eight years.  Stopping in promising looking towns, staying in some.  Passing through the others.  Never pan out like I’d hope though.”

      “So how’s this one stand up compared to the rest, does it got what you’re lookin’ for.”

      Smiling slightly the man turns to the bartender, “Two more drinks.”  He turns back towards Reginald, “Lets find out shall we.”

      Reginald smiles back, “Now we’re talkin’ son.  Took ya a bit longer then I’d figured, but I knew you’d be game.”

      The two pick up their drinks and amble over to an open table.  They settle themselves as a dealer walks over.

      “What will you gentlemen be playing tonight?” he asks.

      “That is a good question, it’d only be proper that this young man to my side be the one to chose.”  Reginald says as he gestures to the aforementioned.

      “Let’s do it proper then.  We each draw a card, high wins.  Let luck decide.”

      “You’ll risk five thousand bucks on a single card?” Reginald whistles.  “I knew ya’d do right be me kid.”

      Reginald pulls the wad of bills from his pocket and tosses it onto the table.  Slowly the other man counts out fifty hundred dollar bills and places them beside the old cattleman’s.  The dealer shuffles the deck of cards and pushes it towards the middle of the table.  The man cuts the deck and Reginald draws the top card.  Rolls reverse and the two turn over their two cards, an eight and a three.

      “Well son, I guess this town’s not what you’re lookin’ for either,” Reginald quips as he gathers up the two piles of cash.

      “I don’t know, it might just be.”

      “You just lost five thousand dollars and this is the town you’re lookin’ for?”

      “Like ya said, you strip a man of everything.  That’s when ya see what’s really there.”


Sunday, January 28, 2007

The Magnetic Fields
The luckiest guy on the lower east side

Andy would bicycle across town in the rain to bring you
candy and John would buy the gown for you to wear to the
prom with Tom the astronomer who'd name a star for you

But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
cause I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

Harry is the one I think you'll marry but it's Chris
that you kissed after school I'm a fool, there's no doubt
but when the sun comes out and only when the sun
comes out...

I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side
cause I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride

The day is beautiful and so are you
My car is ugly but then I'm ugly too I know you'd
never give me a second glance but when the weather's
nice all the other guys don't stand a chance

I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman
but when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl
So you share secrets with Lou but we've got secrets too
Well, one: I only keep this heap for you

cause I'm the ugliest guy on the Lower East Side
but I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride
Want to go for a ride?



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